arctic monkeys / beer monkeys

as almost none of you know, i lived in sheffield, south yorkshire (that england) for a couple for years.

in that time i had a band of certain fame; the beer monkeys.

we were named after the simians who (during and after a night out) rob you, beat out up, and leave you feeling shit and confused the next day thinking 'where's me money?' and 'where did that bruise come from?'. they also leave a bad taste in your mouth...

anyway. two bands from sheffield. the beer monkeys. fantastic band. arctic monkeys. ok band. how do i explain their main success?

two points. only two.

1.) they are still together (usually important for success)
B.) they had a better website.

other than that our stories are like twins, just the sort that don't look that much alike.

word to you duck.