what i'm getting for christmas...
you know what i'm getting? i already know. the doctor told me today...
chicken pox!
to quote terry collier, "if it wasn't for bad luck, i'd have no luck at all".
what a pile of shite.
i knew i'd get it one day. even someone so sneaky as i cannot escape for ever. those pesky kids who dribble, spultter and cough around me all year have a lot to answer for. little shits.
it's not too itchy yet, but the nice doctor said maybe tomorrow that will hit. which is great 'cos i'm driving home for proverbial. i was meant to go to glasgow, but mightn't now as i will be spreading pestilence.
i have to sneak onto the boat, trying to look healthy. i'd sport a balaclava, but they aren't recommended in belfast these days.
with any luck the boat will sink, cool my itches and 2007 will not have a chance to wreak havoc on my rapidly decaying body.
yours optimistically.
fun boy one.
chicken pox!
to quote terry collier, "if it wasn't for bad luck, i'd have no luck at all".
what a pile of shite.
i knew i'd get it one day. even someone so sneaky as i cannot escape for ever. those pesky kids who dribble, spultter and cough around me all year have a lot to answer for. little shits.
it's not too itchy yet, but the nice doctor said maybe tomorrow that will hit. which is great 'cos i'm driving home for proverbial. i was meant to go to glasgow, but mightn't now as i will be spreading pestilence.
i have to sneak onto the boat, trying to look healthy. i'd sport a balaclava, but they aren't recommended in belfast these days.
with any luck the boat will sink, cool my itches and 2007 will not have a chance to wreak havoc on my rapidly decaying body.
yours optimistically.
fun boy one.
posted by jonnyfun at 5:05 p.m.
2 Comments:
Ah honey! That's not nice - poor thing. Hope the itching's not too bad... You're the third person I know this year who's had it... Weird co-incidence? Get well soon.
PS Steer clear of me - I've not had it either!
cheers kiddo, it is a bit itchy. 'a bit' being 'the most i've ever experienced'.
the drive home was a pain as predicted, itching and half asleep! but now it's getting better. in all honesty, it could be much worse. i could have cold.
i took photos, but will probably not be uploading them...
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