you kiss by the book

Just back from being on tour with...

'You Kiss By The Book'

Here's a vague account of what went on!

Mad for;
1. Being on tour (and having the right badge)
2. Surviving trying times
3. Masks and the approximate numerical value of the craic
4. Strobing for rocking out
5. Orfo
6. Hefty DJs feat. the Carpenters
7. The Hi-B and double vay double vay double vay ou l’internet
8. Guards who suggest €1 shopping trolleys for next time
9. Sleeping on the floor
10. Free starters after the main course
11. Bullseye on the first dart.
12. Girls who get the words right eventually then take over the stage
13. Your father I am
14. Barry’s tea (what else?)
15. Ear plugs!
16. Limerick luxury
17. The church of Blek
18. Retro footie shirts (made in communist Ireland)
19. Steak or shark?
20. Pissing like a chook and variants on a kissing by the book theme
21. The faint unfulfilled hope of exploring city centres
22. Making a road movie
23. Being a country gentleman for a few days

Not mad for;
1. Uninvited guests (who incidentally fail to live up to initial descriptions)
2. Skidding (x2)
3. Too many burgers
4. Pedestrianisation of useful thoroughfares before 6.30 p.m.
5. Best before/worst after pistachios
6. Pay to play? NO WAY! Fun curtailers
7. Really big holes in ears
8. Raw fish, white wine and perhaps something else – rules are there to help.
9. Early closing and terrible pub music
10. Being grouped with the self proclaimed dregs of Corcaigh, like.
11. Still being rubbish at darts after a promising start
12. Batteries dying just when things are about to get interesting
13. The sound engineer who was on a promise
14. Spelks from an electronic instrument
15. Forgetting to have pizza