two things i like

a.) finding unexpected money in my clothes.
b.) finding unexpected food in my clothes.

both of these happened to me today.

what exciting times we live in.

could we start again, please?

i'd like to.

lastminute.fun

why is everything i do so last minute?

is it

a. genetic - my dad is late?
b. tradition - i just am?
c. ironic - my name?

answers on a blog comment.

good news - i'm off ro the RCSLT cardigan conference in belfast the morra.

it's a speechie conference - 512 delegates.

how many blokes do you reckon will be in that number?

i reckon 15.
caroline says 12.
noreen says 8.
susy says 20.

(me and james are going, so you get a 2 head start).

answers also on a blog comment.

may the fourth be with you

soon it will be

01:02:03/04:05:06

how mad is that?

i'm so excited i might still be up, you lot though will have probably missed it! LOSERS.

x

specific ocean

today i was on a course, it was of course utter utter drivel.

"team based performance management".

4 random words combined, and a suspect theory created. genius.

more annoyingly, the woman who was delivering this 'TBPM' training (see, i'm with it), kept saying 'pacific' when she clearly should have been saying 'specific'.

i may yet have to move to a smaller island to escape coneheads, teams, and people who say 'pacific' when they should be saying 'specific'.

fear not, should i move, i will continue to blog and share my deep joy with you all though.

entente cordiale

well, it happened.

'whatever happened to jonny fun?'

well, i'll tell ye.

it happened for the first time in ages.

it hardly happens anymore 'cos i live in a land where no-one knows him.

any idea?

someone said i looked like rodney bewes. posh mick (who i met at a party) told me i looked like him. posh mick was sporting a cravat, i borrowed it and thus looked even more like bob.

it always makes me laugh when someone just says 'rodney bewes' out of the bewe like that. i am sporting a bit of a bob ferris haircut these days i have to admit, but still, it was unexpected.

worry not, i've still got 'the old magic' (episode 10).

i also became a godfather for the first time, to isaac william.

thank you. thank you all.